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The difference is the killers of those police officers will be convicted.

Because I write for Jezebel and don’t know what sports are.

No record, no mugshot, no criminal past, legally permitted weapon, complete cooperation, all on video.

“She’s beautiful, but in a way only I could understand and appreciate.”

First draft:

Gosh, I just love when old dudes share their weird, neggy opinions about accomplished women and their looks. s/

She’s like that old-school classic American beauty... Audrey Hepburn.

She’s from Australia. I would fuck her. As I said she is from Australia and you have to think about what that means: she is Australian. I would, in fact, fuck her.

Well, that’s something to think about when the subject of police murdering civilians instead of protecting them comes up.

But its ok to wear it as a swimsuit.

Manager account spotted.

You’ve been very lucky with your bosses if this doesn’t ring true to you.

Situation one: Tow-truck driver freely admits to leaving disabled driver (who has Psoriatic Arthritis, Fibromyalgia, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, and early stage Crohn’s disease) in non-functioning car on the side of the road solely because she has a Bernie Sanders sticker.

Obviously they are different, but both involve the refusal of service based on political beliefs.

They were refused because they were belligerent drunks.

Those two situations are obviously different. Take your dumb false equivalencies elsewhere.

Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

Sooooo, her bio says she’s currently 29, which makes her 12 years of age in 1999, the year she says she lived alone in “the jungle with big spiders and poor little children with AIDS and, and, and . . . insert cliche here.”