I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Ugh, I spent four years across from this marquee. Tone deaf doesn’t even touch it—everything they put up there is a monument to stupid.

Also, the nine shows following this event—most of which are labeled “All Star” events—will be, thankfully, female comedian- and cooties-free.

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

Exactly. She apparently posted about how tragic it would be if legislation robbed her of the ability to protect her family. I see that tragedy and raise you this.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

Back in the 80s, our (liberal) church got a woman for our minister. She liked to say “humankind” in place of “mankind” and it drove my father up a wall. My mother would always say to him, “What’s the difference?” and he never had a good reason, he just really hated it. It just stuck in his craw. The crazy things men’s…

What kills me even more is that, in the military, we change the names for things all the freaking time, and usually for no discernible reason. This is a change that actually makes sense and this guy is complaining about it.

I thought of manwhohasitall immediately! Hands down my favourite twitter account!

I vote we change all the “man” to “woman” and see how these dipshits feel about a default gender being specified.

“I don’t like PC culture” = “I don’t like having to think before I speak about the way my language might affect traditionally marginalized people”

Aw man, don’t you hate it when words and titles are changed to accurately sum up the thing that they describe.

We’ve just gone through it with our anthem in Canada. They voted to change “in all thy sons command” so it's gender neutral. Oh, the freak outs. Meanwhile the anthem we sing now is nothing like the original and the original was gender neutral. But outrage, etc.!

I think it’s hilarious that whiners about “political correctness” exemplify all the traits the claim to despise. Thin skin, obsessive need to control language, generally insisting on inane nomenclature. Like, this change shouldn’t even be called “political correctness”. The name was changed because calling a woman a…

I’m sorry, who is the crybaby here? Waaaah, change! It's so hard!

Saving Private Ryanne.

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