But WOULD I GET SKINNIER?

Tell your mother that the Internet says thank you.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

Yes, they are famous for their binding properties. I suspect she is picking fights with everyone due to constipation induced crankiness.

this is probably hypocritical coming from somebody that spends as much time in the Jezebel comments section as I do, but these people have way too much fucking time on their hands

Ugh why do my fellow vegans have to be so embarrassing. It's like for every single cool vegan, like Prince, there are a thousand militant assholes.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

This is terrible I read about it earlier and I feel like especially in this case it has a lot to do with race. Black women are constantly told we need to protect our black brothers and that is fine and dandy until a girl gets raped and then is told to protect her attacker because she shouldn’t want to put a black man…

Women: Please start bringing witnesses and tape recorders to your meetings with administration. They clearly cannot be trusted.

You should report missing person (child or adult) as soon as you know they are missing. There is no rule about having to wait 24 hours, that is from TV only to increase drama etc.

That line made me want to crawl out of my own skin. Ughhhh.

Women aren’t really people, you know, we’re just here to help or hinder men in their life growth.

The fact that this scumbag is clearly being actively mentored by an idiot blowing smoke up his ass and convincing him (if he wasn’t already) that he’s a martyr does not bode well for Little Owen not becoming a recidivist.

You can only conclude one thing from the professor’s statement: that he, too, is a rapist.

Speechless. Just...wow. Putting aside the fact that our justice system is incredibly unfair when it comes to doling out equal punishment to everyone regardless of race and socioeconomic status, “teenage sex play”, “malheur”, “this suffering is your condemnation/consecration”?! Besides being incredibly pretentious it’s…

..........Ah, no.

Academic condemns students “feeling” things as “tyranny.” The irony is rich and buttery.

That’s how I perceive that phrase. You’re not imposing your view, you’re offering it up to open the discussion. Not sure what that professor is whining about anyways; in term papers and everything you submit formally, you have to back up your text with references, so that phrase can only be used during class…

I find myself doing that all the time. “I think...” or “I feel...” or “I’m not sure but...” Basically qualifying my knowledge. Also trying to explain why or how I know something (I learned that in school, read it somewhere, etc.) instead of just stating what I know. I hate it and try to catch myself when I do it. I…

Hmm. Interesting. My boss recently told me that I come across as too aggressive, so in order to “make people want to work with me” I should hedge more. And the exact example she gave was: instead of saying “This is a problem” I should say “I feel like maybe this could be a problem.”