It seems like Jana is the one we should focus on. Ignored, used as unpaid labor. She could use some education and feminism. Anyone have a way to smuggle her some books?

If even one of them breaks free, I will be giving a Leonard Cohen hallelujah to the gods that be. Honestly, that would be heaven.

It’s not balls, it’s religious entitlement.

I’m going to affirm your assertion.

I don’t think so. I think you also have to spit on some other folks. It’s not good enough to be good. You have to hate.

I know it, sister. I gave that shit up long ago. All it is is a tool for terrified mal-adjusted people to exert power.

Right? Fearful people with small minds all up in your bizness judging you and shit. Yet they are all fodder for Satan. Every fucking one of them.

I spit on that show. With the fiery breath of hell-demons.

WHAT IS WINE?

Well, thankyouverymuch for grossing me out. MORE WINE FOR ME.

Wife. Pshaw.

I’m drunk too!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALP ME! What is HELL FOR???? I thought it was for child molesters, rapists, and murderers!!!!!!

I don’t understand why he wasn’t consigned straight to hell by his family and religious community. That’s what it’s there for, right? Sick fucks like him? Am I wrong? Is there some sort of indulgence the Duggars bought with the bodies of their daughters or the fertile womb of Michelle that allowed him not to be left…

I think because women and many hetero men stand up for gay-rights, but I don’t think gay men and a significant portion of men stand up for women’s reproductive rights. I could be wrong. I’d like to be wrong.

I like that. wrecking havoc. That’s a thing now! We have a term for it, now we just have to find examples of it.

Oh, Courtney, no. Barbara Stanwick never went anywhere with you.

But, but, but... back in the day, I swear, it was feminist. This where I learned a lot of feminism. Or was it just from the commenters? I am so confused.

Thank you.

I know, right? I don’t get the tone of these articles on Jezebel lately. They aren’t any different from any other source, but shouldn’t they be? Shouldn’t there be some sort of nod to feminism in the way these stories are reported? Is it me?

I feel like that should have been the point of this article, not “what’s the truth here, Rebel?”, but shut the fuck up about this woman’s age.