You're a tiny bit dead inside, aren't you? And a bit of a misanthrope, too.

Should I watch this show? Terry Crews seems awesome, but the show seems meh.

That hurted.

I think they are more terrified that they have in actual fact raped somebody.

Wait, so you mean the John Lennon song?

And don't want to pay taxes. Don't forget that.

That's a fact. FACT.

Well, ladies be shill and that's how we do it. AMIRITE, LADIES?

It sounds like you want Robby Soave to do some journalism. Sorry, mate. That ain't what he does; he's a rumor monger. If you got a rumor, you tell it to Robby and he'll report on it, if you got a story don't tell Robby, coz he will just slap some rumors all over it and post it somewheres.

Wow. You are so hot to me right now. Like smokin'

Why did she resign? She's communicating GOP sentiment perfectly.

Nice one.

Bette Midler isn't important? Huh.

It's done purposefully. If you erase the word feminism, or demonize it so that people are uncomfortable using it, we no longer have the vocabulary to discuss the issues that feminism raises.

The only reason people are "happier" not having all the sex they can is slut shaming of teens and young adults. When you get older, you wonder the fuck you cared and you DEFINITELY regret the sex you didn't have.

If anything goes wrong at work, I slump over to the Admin and confess the things that I did that might have caused the server to go down, the virus to infest the system, the printer to stop working. It's never me. I always think it could be.

Every time a crime occurs anywhere near me, I seriously consider whether I could have done it. If I was picked by the police, all they would have to do is keep leading me there step by step: Did you hear about this crime, what do you think about this crime, do you think you could have done it, if you could have done…

I did read it, and I had to go back to work, and honestly, it took me all day to process it... it was just fucking awful.

Yeah, it's weird though. What rape survivor thinks she/he needs a lawyer. You don't automatically go there, do you? You think: law enforcement, school administration, that's where people can help me. This might be the time to start really getting this point across, if it's helpful. But is it? Are there lawyers who…

Also, porn.