I'm pretty sure I'm a homicidal manic. you know, from watching Dexter. also I like to fuck vampires. And werewolves.

in addition, an underlying cost to people living in poverty or slightly above is the lack of options, with respect to housing, jobs, and where they live and being able to change any of those elements.

how the hell are you getting these deals??!

Maybe he turns a corner then dons his UFPD uniform, stealthy -like

It was pretty terrible

Dude, you seem so unfuckable now. I don't know why.

it sounds like he sexually assaulted someone and wants a hug.

The notion that there are "good" cops and "bad" cops and that we should thank cops to show support of "good" cops is ridiculous: They're the same cops. Darren Wilson probably did good cop things, He probably helped old ladies cross the street, did community service, and let some peeps go with just a warning. It means…

from what I understand it took four months and many morally bankrupt people to steal the nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and others. there was no "just putting her photos on her computer" This was no different than the efforts of criminals stealing industrial secrets or financial data. keeping personal photos is no…

so, this is how jokes work: you set it up by creating cognitive dissonance or incongruence between perceived observations and values; that creates tension. then you get to the punch line which brings everyone back into the fold by agreeing that there is congruency after all; that's the release of tension which…

God damn that metaphor was labored. Like nails on a chalkboard.

Oh dear lord

Jesus Christ, why are the police involved in every fucking thing

I don't know how people can claim that with any degree of credibility. The number of service men and women who have to resort to some kind government assistance is quite significant

it is kind of fucked up that speaking up about rape, consent, sexual assault gets you labeled as a feminist. it's not a "feminist" issue. It's something that feminists have to address and advocate about because it's linked to misogyny, inequality and is has a cost that is disproportionately borne by women. But it's a…

thank you for this.

Yes.

no, she would only complain if she was raped. If this was a mutually agreed upon sexual interlude, there is no problem.

The only reason you would have to worry about this is if you actually raped someone. If you are so unaware of your partners ability and willingness to consent, that's something you should worry about. The fact that you think laws should be crafted to protect someone who doesn't know whether sex was actually consensual…

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