My god, the horror.

it did include a 80,000 sonic boom flyby

We don't want no problems

My OCD is going nuts over these irregular borders. Crop much?

Where the hell are speed limits given in ranges like that? I've only ever seen signs of the effect "Speed Limit 40 MPH"

Why is it ironic that LotR was supposed to be satanic?

If I were a kid and I believed I had access to a surefire gateway to hell, I would have thought that was awesome.

First off, let's review the science of drunk. In order to survive this soused-up office party, you need to understand how alcohol is metabolized. According to the National Institutes of Health:

"This fish-inspired feature helps sample what the company offer."

I realize you stole this from a UK site, but it's still weird to be using European versions of brands when Gawker Media is US-based.

If you don't know assembly for at least one architecture, you're not really a programmer.

Citation needed. No perceptible loss in quality, perhaps, but algorithms aren't magic.

in Persian Gulf

The biggest flaw with this argument is that a car's comfort is temporary: you're going to have to get back out into that rain at some point.

Wanting to eat steak more than once a week is a you-problem, not a Williams-Sonoma-problem.

Nepotism always picks the best execs from the chaff.

"Paying for itself" is not the same as "helping you pay less for things." Whether CFL or incandescent bulb, you're always taking a loss on electricity (assuming from the grid, at least).

Jackie's close friends, who are sex assault advocates at U-Va.

Am I awful that I prefer the Far Cry 4 world over GTA V because less happens? GTA's... overwhelming.