you'll forgive the mom for shooting in vertical mode

The full decision by former U.S. District Judge Barbara S. Jones has been released, and it Jones outlines her logic as well as pointing out missteps by the NFL.

How did "I'm thankful" manage to completely fit under all the other children, but had to be hyphenated for Isabella?

I thought her name was Heather Snosrap.

gizmos and gadgets not included in the Base model

if you're traveling with a few other family members on the same reservation, disperse each person to a different line, then have them text the group when they get to the front of the line

It says a lot about both babies and rubbers that a man would willingly pay someone to cut open his scrotum to ensure he never has to deal with either entity ever again.

told by a veteran submariner that will remain anonymous

Capital-m math is the most serious kind.

Remember the good old days when it was enough to hate someone for just being Armenian?

Bad pot roast. Still oysters.

There is no such thing as "bad" molly. There's MDMA the chemical, and then there are other, different chemicals.

Oh my god. I'm listening to The Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show album and "I Can Make You a Man" came on as I scrolled down to this entry.