cheerful nihilism is the only good philosophy

“Curry barrage” is more a post-dish description.

This seems like the opposite of a counterpoint. A point, if you will.

“I believe the 2004 ALCS was an act of God.”

1) Russell Wilson gave a very good speech

I like positive posts on Deadspin.

Wilson worked hard on this speech. He read through a ton of Google search results to find it.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

This is simply one of the many, many times where you expect Dwight Howard to get defensive and he doesn’t.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

Holy fuck, this is like, the Holy Grail of Hot Takes.

“This is a club that doesn’t know its place.”

American hero and Toffee backup keeper Tim Howard probably smirked to himself when he saw whatever it was Joel Robles was doing on Sunderland’s opening free-kick goal

Oh thank god the Intentionally Obtuse False Equivalency Guy is here to educate us all!

If I’m not mistaken, I believe he starred in a variety of pornographical films from that era.

Juice boxing

This is THE highlight of the year for my team. Fucking Christ they suck

What happens if the Cubs turn into a relatively hot team and win three pennants over the next five years? The Cubs’ ENTIRE IDENTITY is that drought. They’re lovable, quixotic triers. Winning three championships in quick succession would destroy their loser-cred. How would that team and fan base manage the change?

“Make America great again!”