Do you remember the Alamo movies?

You are mixed up. You are thinking of the Arcade Fooghters.

Well you know, the millennials were given participation trophies, and now they need their safe spaces.

Trump is too busy fighting with ESPN right now.

Finally, C. Thomas Howell loses his title as Most Cringe Inducing Seoul Man.

When I first saw the Foo Fighters, they were a 4-piece. Now they have 6 members.

And then once you heard “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” by Big and Rich, you knew you had found your genre.

Does he even have hair?

The Lions have announced that if he is caught in the stadium again, a second offense will result in Detroit Lions season tickets.

In case anybody is wondering, the final score was 3-1 Arsenal.

No matter what, everybody should be tuned in at 8 PM on Sunday for the banner raising ceremony.

So how soon until this site just starts using the old Gawker logo but with “AVCLUB” instead?

The lesson we learned is that nobody learned a lesson. And that is the real lesson.

Her issue is that she is in love with her half-brother-in-law. And frankly, can you blame her?

But it has the most stories!

Man. This place is quieter than the library at a monastery.

Now. Now. Now.

I’ve seen KISS like 4 times. I am a banterese scholar.

I started thinking about this. And started thinking about the Woodson EP by the Get Up Kids. That is a great EP. You should listen to it.

I do that drive up and down 91 in Vermont every few months. It is a great drive. There is that one stretch just above 89 where it feels like you are on a roller coaster. It is totally straight for about 3 miles and you are going up and down hills. Every now and then I do a long weekend driving around there picking…