The problem with those movies that you mentioned is that none of them compare with any of the movies that DeNiro did in the 70's or 80's. It’s almost like Laurence Olivier doing Clash of the Titans.

I know people like to crack on that movie, but fuck if “Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat” doesn’t make me giggle like an Asian schoolgirl every time.

He looks like he just did the ‘hat reveal’ to show he’s signing a letter of intent to attend MAGA University this fall.

Sadly, there are no Roy Rogers left in Delaware. Come to Frederick, MD instead and enjoy your selection of any of our six locations. It’s the perk of being the home of the corporate headquarters.

Roys rules, though.

You know this is a video game since it wasn’t the Falcons that choked.

the ceremonial first bet in Philadelphia was placed by Glen Macnow

Look, Zach, the only way Fox is going to represent your religious expression is if you’re standing at full attention on the football field, refusing to give a gay fan a cake.

I hope this entire comment is sarcasm. I mean...

I remember crying while listening to Karma Chameleon in a grocery store. No clue why but I was transfixed by its beauty in that moment. I might have been hungover.

The little boy shorts really undercut his walkout, lol. He looks like he’s going on time out.

You sound fun.

Hot take: I don’t think Cross is a racist, but I also don’t think Cross is very funny. My money is the whole controversy stems from Cross confusing “being a dick” with “being funny.” Sometimes “being a dick” can be funny, but being a dick is not automatically funny. And when its not funny, you are just a dick.

We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

I don’t know what your politics are - left or right or diagonal. But you appear to be a deeply unpleasant, corrosive, hateful person.

You don’t seem merry at all.

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

To be fair, they ALSO gave us *this* gif:

They also have given us possibly the worst uniforms in all of sports history - so there’s that, too.