Villians is the new album. Like Clockwork is the last album.

Maybe your ears are broken or something like that.

I’ve been trying to get into Deerhoof for years. I just don’t get it. I mean I even watched that long form video they did. The one that starts with the wedding and then they go to war and end up playing Russian Roulette.

That is an outrage and disgrace.

Kind of generous prediction for the Jets this year, eh.

The AV Club is never going to become Gawker Lite with that attitude, mister.

So that is why you drive 5 miles under the speed limit in the left lane on 91? And then start drifting into the right lane if anyone tries to pass you?

It’s the new Kinja feature for people that don’t read so well.

Just remember, the average Patriots fan is always angry because he spends 25 hours a day stuck in traffic because the Massachusetts driving test consists of spelling your name 90% correct and not leaving a condensation circle from your Narragansett pounder on the form.

They said they offered “half-off haircuts”.

When I went back to college, I did one year of pre-reqs for a masters program. And then 2 and half years of a very intensive masters program. The first year was so great. I lost so much weight because I had so much free time and would just ride my bicycle around town.

Pshaw!

It’s a good thing this wasn’t broadcasted for everybody to see.

I have heard Ben Davis explain why he laid down that bunt against Schilling. It is somehow more obnoxious than any Brian McCann post game interview about playing the game the right way.

Wiseman became interested in the New York Public Library after hearing that it was the tallest building in New York City.

That is a really good Missy Elliott song though.

So this wasn’t about shade?

I am a Phillies fan. I believe the old description of Curt during his time in Philadelphia was “Workhorse on the mound, horse’s ass the other 4 days.”

I can argue that one all day. And the real issue is that I can’t stand Curt Schilling nor Ben Davis.

People wanted to hear “Born this Way” more often?