That was my experience with him too. I said, “hey, that guy looks just like Keanu Reeves”. And then realized it was him after about 5 minutes.

I met Keanu at a music venue back in the 90's when he was touring with Dogstar. He was extremely nice and friendly. He is very down to earth and kind of shy and quite passive. He would just stand there and I would have to ask him if he needed anything. He wanted to know if there was anywhere nearby to buy a nice…

They are like the teenager who wants to live on his own, but still get an allowance from his parents.

Why don’t they just wave the flag that the Confederacy waved at the end of the war?

WRONG!!!

Which time when he was injured?

Here is some advice that has guided me a long way. If you are a room and you think you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room. if you are in a room and feel like you are the dumbest person in that room, you are in the right room.

Both drove me to drink more.

It was the 80's.

Possibly.

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Did you hear about that new corduroy pillow?

The New Pornographers are pretty excellent.

I went to a US-Germany friendly at RFK about 4 years ago.

Do “dog” and “frog” rhyme?

How about for NFL overtime, they just adopt the soccer rules?

So this Trump guy,

We’re here.

You are expecting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much logic here.

Trump also reminds of a second coming of yeast.