Not a single fucking mention of the Bowling Green Massacre!

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Trump was more upset it was Melissa McCarthy and not her cousin, Jenny, who is a classy lady with a great science mind for our children, according to Trump.

Trump is still upset that SNL has somebody who doesn’t smell like cabbage play him.

For a good example of the power of protests and strikes, read up on the Velvet Revolution that brought down the communists in Czechoslovakia.

Well, of course I am not going to have a date for the “Day Without Women”.

But he’s still not money.

I’ll never forget the way Baldwin laid out Carl Sagan on Battle of the PBS Stars during the football game.

#NeverForget??/??

The Bowling Green Massacre occurred when Thunderbird Lanes, in an effort to attract more golfers, put astroturf on some of the alleys.

Funner Fact: Radical Muslims are right-wing extremists.

Trump, who recently tried to enact a recent, xenophobic Muslim ban that Jesus would detest

My step-brother is retired Army. For years he would get free tickets to the Army-Navy football game. And we would get all of these Army guys from all across the country staying with us. And we would take them into the game. And there would always be situations when we had to figure out whether to take the steps or…

married.

We once had to put our car seat in the dishwasher of the hotel we were staying at.

FOX NEWS: Ungrateful Muslims Steal Signs from Protestors to Pary to Great Satan. Snowflakes Melt.

I once got food poison from a fast food restaurant. I won’t say which one, but let’s just say they are known for their roast beef sandwiches with horsey sauce and curly fries.

Before I had kids, I thought there was only one way to poop your pants.

It is hard to spot way up there.

We should just be criticizing American policy here.