The Osprey doesn’t kill American troops. It gets American troops killed. It’s more like the fat kid who gets you caught because you were trying to help him climb a fence.

Godspeed, little doodles.

What’s the difference between Jersey girls and a bag of trash?

In case you were wondering, Yes there will be a Queer Dance Party outside of the hotel all of the Republicans will be staying at.

Hey, I just like policies that funnel money toward rich white guys, while taking money away from poor minorities and women

He is the perfect fit for the job of Washington Defensive Line coach since that position has a long history of trying to build a line out of the scraps of Bruce Smith and Albert Haynesworth.

I used to keep a small Lego set on my coffee table. When people came over my house, they would always ask me what was with the Lego set on the table. Within 5 or 10 minutes they would be sitting there building trucks. It was very relaxing and constructive.

Hey, Sleater-Kinney exists as a team. Each member of Sleater-Kinney is more important than the previous member. If you are going to mention Carrie Brownstein, you have to mention Corin Tucker and Janet Weiss. That is the rule. Also, Janet just released a compilation to raise money for Planned Parenthood.

That is not the proper way to protest and display your rage and disgust.

Great.

If you get drunk on Busch Light, eat a KFC Double-Down and listen to Toby Keith, when you throw up, that is what comes out.

You gotta see what Kellyane Conweigh is wearing today. It looks like something from an 80's talent show with a 4th of July theme. Or maybe she got a tailor to make her an American Girl outfit.

Everybody is camping out for New Pornographers tickets. They go on sale at 10 today. Word on the street is that Neko is touring with them. It’s gonna be great!

I know a few people from Russia. Not many people who have been there recently.

The complete lack of punctuation and only capital letters for Winter Wizard and Orb of Haarj really takes this to the next level.

I still live in a neighborhood with a lot immigrants from former Soviet countries and states. Poles and Albanians are our two biggest ethnic groups. And they are just shaking their heads about the whole thing.

It’s so strange. I grew up in a Polish-American family. My dad was born in the US, but my 4 uncles were all born in Poland/Germany after WWII. So I grew up with a strong hatred of the Soviets and Russians. And even as liberal as I am, I have had a respect for Reagan and how he helped bring down the Soviets and how…

Charity was considered for a name, as was Serendipity.

TL:dr, “I’m in East Tennessee.”

I have a coworker named Faith. She is 29. She has a sister named Grace who is 31. And she has another sister named Hope who is 7.