What does Trump have to do with this? Jesus, do you have to politicize everything?

Can’t imagine not voting for goddamn Tito. It’s Tito!!

Pictures of him eating anything immediately ruin my appetite.

Reposting from Jezebel until someone responds:

The way the grease pools in those little pepperoni bowls....

IM VERY HUNGRY RIGHT NOW OKAY

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

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SIDEBAR VENT: Dude was yet another lifetime fucking loser who squandered his chance at achieving or maintaining “power,” which was likely something ingrained in him as his birthright and purpose for existing. That meant that he had to achieve both power and notoriety in a manner consistent with his nonexistent…

Imagine how many people would have been saved had the gunman, you know, not had a gun.

I wish this guy didn’t kill himself, just so we could see Trump not publicly calling for the death penalty.

“Trump said stronger background checks would have made “no difference” in the attack, which left 26 people dead, including several children.”

WTF, stronger background checks in the case would have exactly prevented this shooting, read the fucking news Trump you moron. The man purchased guns because the military failed…

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BIG GOVERNMENT IS TURNING ALL THE COWS FEMALE

This argument/statement has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard from someone on that network, which is really saying something.

“That’s not how you beat a senator.” [twirls cane]

I’d prefer to be shot in a hospital...but that’s just me. As to the church thing:

If I had my druthers, that pork-roll-looking waste of life would have been beaten to death.

Father deserves to be bottomed in the pen so he’ll never feel like a complete man again himself.