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You know what expanded access to mental health treatment? Obamacare and the Medicaid expansion.

“What phrase should I be wary of to to avoid most”?

A phrase one should avoid using: Allahu akbar.

Make america great again?

I’d say Fuck You! and Jesus Saves! are probably running neck to neck there.

“CB4"

White Christians are individuals, brown Muslims are a monolith. Got it.

Lived here all my four decades, and I recognize “America” less-and-less every day.

Allahu akbar is literally spoken by a billion people multiple times a day. The percentage of times it is spoken before a heinous crime is functionally zero.

Yes, once Christians start shouting “Jesus saves” before blowing apart abortion clinics that will also become a scary phrase.

I’m a single parent, and my “typical” days are pretty fucking packed and insane. On a normal weekday, I wake up at 6 a.m. and have essentially zero free time until I get my kids in bed around 8 p.m. I usually clean at least the kitchen at night before bed, because I hate having to make breakfast and pack lunches in a

Now you sound like my shrink.

“I believe that our heritage of defending our state”

Cirincione describing how easily Trump could launch a nuclear weapon made me realize for the first time how absolutely terrifying and insane that is.

Stop the nonsense South East America. Even if there were like 5 black soldiers that thought the War was a good idea and they wanted to fight for their homeland, stop it. Just fucking stop it.

In my experience, men who camouflage their jerkiness in satire and self-mockery usually turn out to be much bigger jerks than men who wear their misogyny openly.

men can be feminists, but don’t trust a single fucking one who makes a living off feminism.

Globalization - end it? Seriously? These people think it’s possible to actually turn back time? No way that horse is going back in the barn. It died.

OK, are you my husband? Because I love to do this to him. And it IS hilarious :)

As a black man living in America, I feel the NFL protests appropriately draw attention to one of America’s gravest race-based sins at a venue that makes it uncomfortably difficult for those either apathetic to or complicit in it to ignore.