“... but I play one on TV.”

Right? I always see these trash gossip articles and they’re always written by Bobby. Guys, can we get Bobby some real work? He’s great, let’s unleash him on some good subject material.

Kroll Show, Review, K&P, and Midnight are all gone, but at least Broad City and Nathan are still around to keep the best lineup in Comedy Central’s history alive for another season.

So Trump goes to the David Lee Roth Clinic for his medical care...

Melania’s check didn’t clear, so he doesn’t get more than a hand.

He pinches his index finger and thumb together when the struggle is about to emerge.

...doctor
...bare bones
...some of your best ever, EBT5
...you’ve tickled my phunny bones

The dumbest take.

The man supposedly lives in a constant state of paranoia about an impending US invasion, and virtually every decision is made with that in mind. His response to the perceived threat is further escalation and isolation. I don’t think that’s rational at all. Rational would be to have at least a semi-realistic vision…

i love you for finding this because......

Oh, man, thanks for giving me something to watch later!

not just the healthiest guy alive. he is the healthiest president ever.

It was FULL I tell ya! Packed to the gills! Too many people, not enough seats! Biggest crowd in recorded history I tell ya!

Are we sure that’s not just the concept art for the scientist/alien puppet from Independence Day, as played by the talented Brent Spiner?

That’s exactly who I was thinking of. Just to lazy this morning to Google the picture.

He clearly can’t read. He struggles to read very clearly or remember the next line of a speech, very clearly reading word for word from a teleprompter on either side of him.