That’s some moist taint you got there

Yeah, guess we’ll never know......NOT.

At $60,000 per year, Deerfield Academy must be bursting with racism economic anxiety.

“These are four of the best students, academically, behavioral-wise,” Wilson said. “Our worst students killed 3 men last year. Baby steps.”

If Republican voters who rely on the ACA had any brains or souls they would have demanded the GOP had a very detailed plan as to how they were going to improve their healthcare.

When I hear the word ‘moist’ the first thing I think of is cake. Of course I’m a fat guy so cake is normally about 17% of what I think about.

My only goal in life is to live long enough to see Trump and everyone who voted for him die. I know I won’t get there, but a lot of these dudes are old, so I should get to see the day a good lot of them go straight to hell.

omg i gotta log off this isn’t SFW lolol

That’s just an astoundingly bad devil’s bargain. Like, “cake or death” bad. “Sure, your kids will lose their healthcare and your medicine costs will spike and you’ll have to stop going to doctors, but we’d be able to say we won!”

Quick, someone go back in time and put James Dolan in that seat.

Note how those stories rarely include - “So I called them an ambulence and waited around till it came.” Or “So I got a cheap bouquet at the supermarket and left it where the dude got shot/hospital/funeral because I know his moms is struggling with this right now.

Mars: the only planet we know of populated entirely by robots.

“I might [cover the holes] if someone actually gave me a really rational reason why I should,” said Brennan, in an on-camera interview with WPIX 11 after the town hall.

Plus, I love how it’s always “Africa” as opposed to, you know, any actual country in Africa.

1B.

I haven’t read the whole memo

No no no no no no and no. The 80s were the worst years in fashion, I know I survived it. Can I add what is it about Barb from the show, seriously the character had one episode worthy of recognition. Let it go already FFS.

It was great and I read it all. I have noticed that, too, over the years. I’m on the far south side and have had more than my fair share of “street cred” convos with the newly transplanted locals. My ‘nodding and smillin’ defense works well in these situations. It allows me to acknowledge them in one moment, but then…

I grew up in a nice little neighborhood on the South Side with dangerous neighborhoods just a short walk away. The threat of violence never seemed like a cool thing to me. I never liked having to be very careful.