“Whew... off the hook.”

Stupid Thing, She Blurted.

You’d think Trump would bring that up instead of Chicago all the time...

Having you considered rubbing dirt on your face as you leave the house and inducing vomiting on public transportation?

A reference to the time the real Al Green was hit with a pot of hot grits. According to History.com, though, they never hit his face (which I guess I always thought too).

Representative to constituents: I didn’t do anything wrong so “Let’s Stay Together.”

“Vote for the pedophile,” said the rapist.

What if a man carrying a stack of pies slips on it and falls and breaks his tailbone and all the pies splat on to him? And then he dies?

What don’t you understand about “...with liberty and justice for all...?”

And why does he have a ball for a hand?!?

Just Doo-Doo It.

Right, I get there history. But being a regular viewer of the show, I felt there was time later to personally contextualize it. I mean, a lot of the show later has some fluff - some personality from a CBS show on to promote it. It seemed to go on a little long for the top of the show, but I get your point.

Yeah, I get that. But in the context, starting off the show that way... it seemed a little strange to me. I usually catch the first half hour, and I just thought there was time later to delve into the personal impact. But, I see your point.

“Whew, dodged a bullet, I guess...”

TAKE MY MONEY 10 YEARS AGO!!!

Martin Scorcese directing a movie starring Al Pacino that “also stars Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, Harvey Keitel and Bobby Cannavale.”

God, I’m rooting for Lavar Ball.

I’m glad they addressed it right up front, but Gayle made it too much about how this affected her for me. She eventually brought it back around to the victims, but... yeah.

Exactly. I don’t care how much they cheer that Twitter “lets the president get his message out unfiltered,” they need the fucking press. Can you imagine the shit show if the press didn’t show up? They’d first blame the press for bias even though they’ve hated them at every turn, then find themselves limited to…

My SO got me hooked on these shows. The subtitled narration was the best...