Here are the things I know about H.P. Lovecraft. 1. He was a visionary artist who changed the way we think of horror, fantasy, and science fiction, and his ongoing influence on our literary culture cannot be overstated. 2. He was a xenophobe and a racist.

A preview, we hope, of the kind of keen legal reasoning Talley will take to the job that he will hold for the rest of his goddamn life.

Are sharks attracted or repelled to piss and shit? Because I plan on doing both if I ever see this coming at me in the water. Asking for a friend.

I drink to prevent things like that from happening.

I am college grad and yes I grew up calling my friends in the hood and my maternal cousins “my n***a” and as a matter of fact

The best move for the Republicans is to dispense with Moore as quickly as possible, lest their house of cards fall collapse completely.

It bears mentioning: consider the audience. Are they following your twitter for hip hop quotes?

Basmati Boobs?

Or give it a karate chop!

But seriously though... and entire Ban Week, all these things banned and no “Ban Hammer?”

• Megyn Kelly said, “Mmmm hmmm. I’m talking about President Obama. You know both sides do this to each other. It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.”

“We’ve still got investigations going on,” Moore said about his accusers, according to the Post Trump said about Obama’s birth records in Hawaii. “We’re still finding out a lot we didn’t know.”

This, without the police uniform?

(conservative destroys Keurig)

I’ve giving you a star because of the (intentional?) pun.

The cognitive dissonance formed in a conservative brain when a black person wants to legally purchase a gun must be horribly uncomfortable for them.

Huh. Seems the NYT story has actual named accusers.

OK, the Hollywood reporter article is out. But not the NYT one. So the NYT just copied this Reporter story word for word or... ???

Has the article come out yet? I must have missed it.

Those two examples prove the rule for the thousands and thousands of newspapers they’ve put out since then. You’ve convinced me. The percentages are in your favor.