How hard is is to say “We’re sorry for your loss and thank you and your family for your sacrifice to this country.” Boom. Then just shut the fuck up, let her talk if she wants, thank her again and offer sympathy one more time. It should be one of the least complicated jobs a president has besides pardoning a fucking…

Closely followed by “kid scientists and their wacky science far exhibits.”

Spoiler: Thor is bringing back sports coats with pushed-up sleeves.

Less than four weeks in and she’s already down to booking Dr. Oz...

Point taken. But is alienating so many readers and risk losing valuable advertisers the best way to do it? I’m gonna say no.

But he’s an ARTISTE!

C’mon, Gary Clark Jr. ain’t that bad. But seriously giving him the glamour shot treatment was a pretty odd choice, to say the very least.

like separating a person from their art (how noble!).

forgotten programs such as ... The 2005 World Series.

Sort of related: My favorite poem by Countee Cullen

Can’t wait for the person who created these to declare “this is not who I am” when they’re finally caught.

Mika Brzezinski’s bloody face on Line 1...

46% of voters think the media fabricates news stories out of whole cloth,

she remembers word for word a conversation she had a decade ago with a guy who is friends with her then (current?) boyfriend

When my standoffish behavior is brought up to and I mentioned specific hurtful incidents, that’s the response I get. “I don’t remember that.”

Yes, it’s against the law but I gotta believe those arrangements abound in Hollywood. Hell, just buy they a car or clothes or an apartment instead of regular cash payments. But there are folks out there...

This is the swan song of conservatism,

I don’t understand people who have all the money and influence they could ever want, but insist on being complete shitheels.

You Only Heave Twice

“The National Rifle Association is calling on the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATFE) to immediately review whether these devices comply with federal law,” the NRA said in a statement.