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a woman who both supports Donald Trump and believes she has the solutions to fix a Senate so dysfunctional that it’s “enough to drive you nuts,”

There was this movie about a big boat that sank. Can’t remember the name...

And here I thought a bucket of ICE was a bad thing...

Yeah, that was my line before the election, that despite whatever misgivings folks had about Hillary, she wouldn’t have taken every goddamn thing 27 steps back. Do people know how long it’s going to take to undo all of this shit? It’s like the parents are on vacation and the kids decided to have a raging kegger than

It’s this shit all over again...

Megyn Kelly spoke about holiday weddings and referenced being annoyed by a staffer’s Christmas nuptials.

Um, excuse me? What is so funny about a woman whose job is to cover football asking a football quarterback a question about football? I don’t get it. Maybe I’m missing something here.

Oh, they’ve always been there and I fear they always will be. I’m just glad that technology is advancing faster than they can figure out how to use it “correctly.” Like I said, in the past they could send a letter or make a phone call and we’d never know who it was or where they were. They could be next door or across

“We’re open to considering an examination of the possibility of researching the opportunity to speculate on the...”

Looking at that face, I’m sure that the inability to attract a partner fueled a lot of his rage.

A 4chan user that is both klan member adjacent and a child predator?

I dunno... This is how you know mankind is NOT ENTIRELY doomed; the internet and social media are too irresistible to idiots. Years ago he would have gotten away with sending a letter to the school with this threat. Today, the morons are too stupid to figure out all the intricate ways they can be tracked. This

Talking vagina... FTW

Give it a few more. It’s pretty good, IMO

I watched the entire Big Mouth and it’s pretty damn good. It managed to think like a kid would think while dishing out the adult jokes. It sounds easy but I suspect it’s not.

I’ve never seen being a Cubs fan summed up so succinctly.

I was going to say that story would be hilarious if you were a guy too...

I had stopped being a Cubs fan around this time and switched my allegiances to the White Sox (where they remain to this day). That being said, I still watched games and occasionally went to a game because the Cubs were so damned bland and I was intrigued by it. Even by 1970s standards, they were the most nondescript

People in general are this stupid. Just think about it.

Why is he so horrible at everything? Why? It’s gotta be hard work being horrible 24/7.