I have to hand it to Trump. He knows how to play the media like a finely tuned violin.

From what I’ve read it sounds like a casing leak (the hole in the rock that goes down 8000 feet has a loooong string of metal tubing that goes down 8000 feet as well) and the leak is in a section of the tubing quite far down from the surface. The simple explanation is if they plug it above the leak then it changes…

Boss is circling the office and doesn’t even say a word as I’m trying to find pandas. Sometimes I feel like I’m working for Kruger Industrial Smoothing.

Find the fucking panda

Lets redefine this then. This is a man-caused disaster, due to the lack of proper inspections and regulations. This disaster has a calculable impact on green house gas emissions for the state of California and to a degree the world.

Better?

A man-caused natural disaster is an oxymoron

The ‘action’ is not part of nature, the people who think it is are the oxymoron.

This is not new. When I was a kid, my dad would take his belt off and give me welts.

She’s also great in NIGHT OF THE HUNTER—where, oddly enough, she ends up underwater again . . . .

Yet another hugely popular movie from the ‘70s whose plot I know only because I read the MAD parody in a “Super Special” back in first grade.

There’s a key difference. The people on Jakku were defenseless. The Storm Troopers he blasts are armed, trying to stop him, and part of an army that kills defenseless people.

Nah. He was supposed to have been mentally conditioned from childhood. I doubt he was conditioned to have a friend or even have empathy because if you want people to follow orders blindly, the last thing you want is for them to develop personal attachments.

I cant tell if you are being sarcastic or actually a complete and total moron. I'll assume the latter. Not everyone can afford to have their pants custom tailored to fit them exactly. Some of us actually have to buy pants off the rack. For me, a size 34 is so tight I cant even button them and a size 36 is too…