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How’d you guess?

“Is that against company policy?”

Except for the puking, this is my kind of Christmas, since I generally hate people and would prefer watching A Charlie Brown Christmas on television in my underwear (and you’re right about the soundtrack. I listen to most of it year round. Goddamn Vince Guaraldi is so underrated.)

The Slackers are here in Boston on the 18th. I’m a sucker for the more traditional horn-based bands with a little lover’s rock thrown in.

Wait, what? I guess I gotta go watch this movie again...

Unfortunately, people have fucked up that word’s usage so much, dictionaries have said, “To hell with it!”

“OOOOH, IMMA TELL MAMA!”

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, Ranked.

Were you waiting until I moved out of town, Chicago, to finally get some breweries going other than Goose Island? Seriously? All the years I gave you, Chicago, and you do me like this?

You’ll probably balk at this, but fuck it. If you can include NOFX, I can suggest this which is a combination of my brief residence in Colorado, my love of hops and my wild youth (and also select present days). If you see a six pack in the store you should... pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

That gif needs to be made STAT

during which experts tell aspiring politicians that there has been a widespread misunderstanding about the separation between church and state

I dunno, I’d be much more scared of something about my size charging at me like that.

I’m more concerned with the speed with which they are addressing this issue. Where’s the mandatory 13 months before any concrete action is taken? What’s the rush, NFL???

which seems to put a large onus on black people to, in Lee’s words, “Wake up”

Damn, I spend all that time writing what I did and you went and said it better than me.

But we don’t get to ignore Trump. We can’t, for the same reasons, on a sliding scale of severity, that we can’t ignore the Westboro Baptist Church or ISIS or other threats to the common good that nonetheless benefit from media attention. The “just ignore him” tactic is short-sighted, it doesn’t work, and it presumes

Nah, I don’t think the Red Sox are nationally admired anymore. No one cares about The Curse of the Bambino any more. Other than Big Papi’s post-Marathon attack speech, the rest of the country is “meh” about them. And I live in Boston now.

Do you mean the actual stories or his telling them? I can see one over the other.