“Will run routes for food” was also how this guy got HIS job.

“Lord, it’s all in your hands.”

Exactly. They go to being just another team trying to get back to the World Series. The stadium will be their only unique selling point.

I only listen in the car - driving to the store or somewhere else - so I rarely hear a complete story anymore. And I don’t miss it. I used to be a regular listener, even listing while cleaning up my apartment on Sheridan Road near Bryn Mawr (best view I ever hand in Chicago), and remember some episodes/stories fondly.…

I’m with you on the stone. I finally found a good pizza crust recipie (although it seems to work best when I freeze the dough overnight and then let it proof near the oven). The pizza places near me are, for the most part, pretty bad. And when our first pizza came out great, I was sold. It was a little bad cranking up…

I asked Tom Bradley about this tramp that he used to date. They have three kids now. 100 dollars please...

I’m sorry you got in trouble, but drawing dicks, to me, has never NOT been funny. I’m apparently 12.

This is what happens when a designer gives a client every design idea they come up with.

I saw it as two or three guys shooting a deer then dragging its still breathing body to a shallow creek to drown it for no particular fucking reason. Not, it’s not 14 dead at facility to help the developmentally disabled, but, to me, it’s still a unnecessary death and I’m working hard to find what aspect of this story…

Dang. Thanks.

The gist was morbid humor. Whoosh...

“...one of the funniest stories I ever heard...”

I love how SAS thinks saying something loud makes it important.

I didn’t realize how much more shallow I am than Tiger Woods. I would have put Ellen Nordegren and Lindsey Vonn at the top of that list but... straight A’s are good too...

And then there was the thing with the kid he refused to claim.

I know this isn’t an answer, but his appearance on Ed Sullivan might give an indication. It makes him look like a pretty ornery guy and hard to work with. Not sure what the true story is.

Fuck, I hate that commercial with a white-hot passion in ALL its variations

800-588-2-300-EMPIIIIIIIIRE

Having two guys in the sanitarium support argument is not a good idea. :)

“Yeah, talk to my soda bottle and... whoops.”