Let’s not forget the off-camera weather guy who is suddenly looming into the shot.

I’m sorry why are you so in denial about Khan being Indian? I really don’t get why you want this to be the you die on.

How do you know Aryans didn’t start dark before being adulterated by more light skinned people instead of the other way around?

Yes, his name is Khan Noonian Singh, he is clearly supposed to be Indian.

i love his garage.. and i wanna like jay leno......but.. hes got this dead eyed look i’ve seen all too often before.. in severe alcoholics..

Dear English Breakfast: WHY BEANS. WHY. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO RECOMMEND YOU AND YET.

This is among the top three dumbest things I’ve ever read on Kinja and I feel dumber for reading it.

Blaming the person reporting on the bad behavior for the negative reaction to the bad behavior?

I’m literally in tears from this video. “It’s literally open to any college....thump”

“Sledding”

It would be much sadder if it didn’t get stuck.

Sounds like more of a Reds fan imo

He has this look of “the roofies weren’t supposed to kick in until later”

zero fucks given from guy in Chess King suede.

This is way better than the dumb video this article is about. Poppy can lick my taint.

SPOILER!!!!!
The moment was a lot less “ooh” as I was thinking “she can’t learn to control the force THAT fast” instead of “wow, can’t believe she just did that” as moment later she has to feel the force once again to defeat her opponent without using any force moves. Didn’t feel right.
So I’m hoping it’s the Bridge…

To be fair, ____ grabbing the lightsaber was pretty predictable too. Plus, that one had been spoiled by leaked concept art and an action figure.

When you know who followed you know who onto the bridge, I too figured what was bound to happen next.

I searched my feelings and my favorite scene from Force Awakens involved the moment Rey and Finn got an upgrade on their rental car.

But the Kingsman isn’t Austin Powers, if it were, the joke would have gone over much better. This scene was completely off tone from the rest of the movie.