Someone somewhere else on Gawker pointed out that you can test positive for PCP but not actually take PCP. There are other drugs - including cough syrup - that can result in you testing positive for PCP. Not saying this kid didn’t actually take PCP, but given how they’ve handled everything else with this case, I think…

I bet they took him outback and roughed him up.

Shit, I thought this guy was dead.

It’s Australian for asshole, mate.

I knew where each place fell on the grand, stressful chart of Parisian Chic, and more pressingly, how disappointed my American friends would be when they visited me.

So this is what happens when a Hummer and a Jeep have sex....

Damn, I don’t have 1/100th of the patience this guy must have had to do this. Bravo.

I assume his name is Orun Ingback*

Tooth Pick is right. Did you see his legs? How can he stand up?

I like how she says, “Once (Generic Football Guy) he hits the hole and breaks through the secondary, oh, he’s gone.”

You get to keep it. Unless you’re in Chicago and you have to throw it back.

Asked specifically if the video was old, Manziel said, “I haven’t seen it, so I can’t speak on it.”

Hear, hear, my good man. I hate flying, and not just because every guy that wants to lean back is always sitting in front of me and the smaller guy with the shorter legs across the aisle. I’m a nervous flyer so my wife finally told me one day to take a drink. Or two. It doesn’t completely erase the nervousness but it…

So, basically, take their money but don’t be stupid about it.

No. 1 Will Surprise You.

Same here. 8 years at three different Catholic schools. Nuns could be some mean, evil... I remember one would punish students who were “bad” in class by tying a baby’s bonnet on their head and making them sit on the window still while sucking their thumb. “If you’re going to act like a baby, then you’re going to look…

Wow, can’t wait until he gets to Aqueduct.

C’mon, there was that one girl and then that other woman that time.

“Edible Arrangement” is also what he calls his one-night stands.

It was pretty silly. My job was just to stand in an aisle and direct people to what they were looking for. I was busy for about 15 minutes and then it died down a bit and people started checking out. It made me hate holiday shopping more than I already did (I once worked at a clothes store in a shopping mall many…