Worked at a Target abut four years ago (don’t ask) and HAD to work on Black Friday. It was basically come in to work - sick, maimed, whatever - or don’t come in again. Huge build up, stacks of the aforementioned cheap TV sets on one end of the store. People burst through the door running and grabbing whatever they…

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You magnificent, brilliant, full-circle bastard.

We need to come up with a secret handshake...

I’m left-handed. I’ve gotten the dreaded ink smear while writing, the nowhere-to-rest-my-arm on those curve-around school desks, the bumped elbows in lecture halls from sitting next to someone else who is a righty, the can’t-find-a-baseball-mitt-other-than-a-first-baseman’s-mitt, etc. For that one second, the WORLD…

“...which there’s a little code of ethics in the NFL.”

Augh, this is me. And definitely about three times a week and been occuring for more than a month or two. Awake at 2 a.m. and can’t get back to sleep. I usually get up at six a.m. anyway but it’s really frustrating. I’ve taken those “non-habit-forming” pills which seem to help, but my wife doesn’t want me to keep…

Wow, that is one talented house.

Look, being a banner carrier is an important position...

Fine, guzzle down your maple water. Just means more asparagus water for me...

And then he gets to say, ‘I didn’t lose, I coulda won. I just didn’t want to,” like Pee Wee Herman flipping over the handlebars of his bike. “I meant to do that.”

panda-like autonomous pod car

It’s weird how all those random fantasy fans used the same font, typesize, etc . for their protest signs. No “morans” there!

Unflushed Toilet Turd You Discovered After Being Away For a Week Donald Trump...

Perhaps.

And we wouldn’t even read books. Just sit around, drink and talk about he day she showed up Trump and a couple of his supporters.

Right after we drink some schnapps.

I see some good things in the future for Ohsnap Pullmyfinger.

Latinos for Trump?

This was actually The Best Move Possible.