"Included on this poor sap's list is: strawberries, watermelon, mushrooms, grapes, lobster, crab and root beer floats."

Meh. I take off my clothes watching members of the opposite sex playing with each other from a distance all the time.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Stew, most important tips (unranked, just there):

A 12 pack of Milwaukee's best, 10 soft tacos, and a large bowl. Eat the tacos, chug the beer, shit in the bowl the next morning. Serve at bowel temperature.

How long must she tread this trail of tears?