Wait.. Where is the clitoris again??? This is why I hate this offense.

Pfft, 'tis nothing really , She was trying to change the game. I am a Tarheel fan. During a basketball game, I will change shirts, shorts, go shirtless.... All in the name of changing the flow of the game. Yes, there really are insane, real-life fans like the beer commercials. Granted, I do this in my own home, and my…

I fuck! Then she proceeds to write down my phone number.

Weird salad.... cucumbers, onions, french cut green beens, and Catalina dressing.... you actually cook it.... odd but good

Corn is still harvested and still good in the fall dipshit

Mr. Burneko, you appear to have upset the Cincinnati chili fanatics again. I am not sure why they afraid of exploding diarrhea from STUFFING when they regularly consume it, often from a can, and apparently are afraid of their own shadows. They have no taste buds, and they want dry dressing robbed of the glorious…

Beef stew.... Very simple, horrible lazy ass cook person... add V8 juice at the end... yes, simple... all the crap you don't want to fucking buy is in it, it is cheap, and it thickens it but adds liquid. Add a big thing of it, it should increase the volume by a third. It is probably what your Mom did before she spoon…

Cincinnati Chili is the worst. I think Hard Times Cafe puts it on the free sampler that you receive when you sit down to make the rest of their crap taste better. I tried it once, once by god, and wtf did I put in mouth! It then sits there on the sampler, lonely and alone, inconsolably sad with self revulsion, crying…

The Woman that Owns Me by Marriage works with an old Italian lady at BJ's. They were demoing Nutella, and the old lady said that Nutella is the peanut butter of Italy. They don't really even use peanut butter. I am sure there are quite a few innuendos in here. Have fun.

Eat less meat but you don't get full? Pull your head out of the anus of your neighbor's cow and eat some pasta with marinara sauce you grease craving, cow pattie covered simpleton. Even the cheap, jarred grocery store sauces, like Classico, are decent if you are a lazy POS. You can kick them up with some sauteed…

Poor Bob,

She probably won't give BJ either....

That is damn pretty

Good Evening Mr. Burneko, You were awfully kind to the Stoned Rastafarian Know It All Half Cow Guy. Were you a bit peaked from Feed Bag, or simply glossing over his ignorance of your pretty open, previously posted relative residence to cattle and butchers in VA? (Nice new crazy guy chef's knife profile pic by the…

I have a question Mr. Burneko. Does your wife read this, and is your whole premise now blown?

All Steaks should be rare. It should be the law. Those of you afraid of blood should be punished with some grisly Asian or Medieval torture stuff that makes you bleed for days. You were born in blood, and you will die in it, and your dogs or cats might eat you. Hopefully, you will not be slit open by some crazed freak…

I had a similar Grill Death Experience, utter structural failure, but mine was lit. Oh it was lit Burneko chicken breast grilling style, the lighter fluid stoked flames of hell raging against the dying twilight. Thankfully the puppy grilling assistants heard the shriek of metal and bolted for the house, and it fell…