Ha. I’ve been using mine for over 30. You’re welcome, earth. 

I mean, the game is good though. 

Played about 5 hours today. EA has created something special, in spite of itself. Well, I guess the credit goes to Respawn for the fantastic game, and EA for letting it happen. I can’t wait to play more. 

I’d call it more like Uncharted with a heavy helping of Sekiro’s combat. 

Goddamn... I’m a fat ass but I’ve never been able to eat 4 donuts in one sitting. 

I really don’t understand here... what business of it is KK what he does with the donuts he buys? How do they even have a say in the matter? And honestly, how are they doing anything but hurting themselves by telling this guy he isn’t allowed to spend a huge amount of money in their store every week? 

I hope Bitch Mcconnel gets dick cancer. That’s right... Dick cancer. And I hope his Dr. doesn’t find it until his fucking testicles are so rotten and eat up with cancer that when he takes a piss it’s nothing but blood and bile and feels like he’s being injected with battery acid through the tip of his dick.

Mitch…

Calling Bernie Sanders racist... and you think he’s the one that’s delusional. Fuck off. 

Once again, all conjecture. You can’t point to a single ounce of proof that Bernie is this huge closet racist that the writers on this site so desperately want him to be. Good thing is he’s still going to fight for equality regardless of what happens here or what is said about him. 

Except that it is. So....

Don’t try to call out the obvious attacks on Bernie on this site. Root is determined to out Bernie as a racist, even if they have to completely make it up, for some reason. They did the same shit when he was running against Hillary. It really is disgusting. 

I am NOT a Pats fan. Far from it. But when I saw the scene in the show I didn’t even come close to thinking about Kraft. I think it’s fair to say that most people didn’t draw the connection. 

The worth of a gift should never be viewed through the perspective of what it costs the giver, but instead through the value it has for the recipient. Just because a person is rich doesn’t mean a gift needs to meet a minimum cost to be meaningful. 

The 49ers are definitely for real. The same Buccaneers team that put up huge numbers against the Rams got 5 turnovers from the 49ers and still couldn’t score enough to win. The 49ers Defense is going to turn out to be one of the best in the league this year. That, combined with the excellent run game will have them…

Oh, the pearl clutching of the games media over the game’s humor... I don’t get it. It’s juvenile, and that’s the way we like it.

13 years and finally someone figured out a way to not have the volume indicator take up 2/3 of the middle of the fucking screen. Jesus christ, finally. 

This is so offensively false I can’t even. This fool has never looked like a genius. Ever.

Hot take.

This is going to be a trend for the rest of week one. I’m sure there will be some outliers, but teams don’t play their 1st team offense very much in the preseason anymore, and these two QBs especially.... I don’t think Rogers played at all during the preseason, in fact. So the defenses are so far ahead and have…

I’d love to see Final Fantasy VI remade in a fully 3D open world. In my opinion it’s still the best FF story ever told, and still has the best FF villain in Kefka. I’d love to see it today.