I’ll feel like my life was meaningless unless that does happen.

When you make British aristocrats the good guys, you’ve really gone too far.

At least he still has Rosario!

Am I really petty enough to hope Joker wins an award I don’t give two shits about just to spite the condescending cool kids at the AV Club?

He’s ginger. What about “Redxit”?

Well . . . hang on: Spinach gives Popeye his powers but is it ever established that it’s his favorite food?

He was great on MWC. Selling timeshares then singing with Anthrax. He had a great run.

Did you ever consider you were just bad at it? I know a lot of high school and college wrestlers who would disagree with you.

This is worse than those “America’s Best Steakhouses” advertisement in the airline magazine.  I’ve never heard of ANY of the restaurants in my area or the other cities that I’ve been to.  None.  There should be a disclaimer that this is paid advertising.

I can solve this problem.

I sense that after about 40 minutes with Cardi B, Boko Haram would be more then willing to return her to her family, no questions asked 

YYou fools talk to AOC?  She hates your forever Pres Obama.  She thinks he is a Republican.

There should just be differently scheduled cast days for arrest:

I wonder who owns jezebel...#hollywoodbootlickers one does not dare criticize our masters at Disney and amazon...

Yeah, sorry jezebel but that’s a pretty damn funny monologue. 

Saying things are “cancelled” and then having those things continue on forever is the single dumbest trend of the year.

“and secondly lets not ruin everything that’s ever existed by over analyzing a freaking movie” - but lets make an erroneous comment about it anyway and sort of read it?

Oh my goodness! The only way that they will be able to get that money back is through either Walmart or Google Play gift cards. 🤣🤣

Burneko would have brought his thinskin & banhammer, for sure.

I will not stand for this Darlene Love slander! “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)“ is the best Christmas song of all time!