Hes talking all this trash cuz he’s not just promoting his DIGITS bourbon, he’s also a customer. Every morning.

Scottie Pippen refers to Scottie Pippen in the third person.

On closer read, I now see that your post was tongue-in-cheek. Sorry, my bad.

I would just like to know what planet this dude came from—and what power trip he’s on.

Q. What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

Isn’t the point of going on strike to inconvenience people? Who do they think is going to be inconvenienced by this?

despite a gain of $24.3 billion in Buffett’s net worth over the years 2014 to 2018, he was able to skate by paying just $23.7 million in taxes.

Not so fast, bud!

*** cues up video of Lord John Whorfin buying a Spin Doctors CD ***

Which of these award shows are run out of Florida?

Of course not— what you posit requires a person to have critically thought about something, whereas The AV Club is all about them outrage clicks, babeeee!

I imagine a lot of leftists would also call the Democrats “gutless babies who are as afraid of offending people as they are of their own shadow”. 

...and will continue to cost him and his party moving forward?

We’re running out of stuff to talk about, aren’t we

What does the Venn diagram of people not wanting Velma being played by Mindy Making and People who didn’t want Scarlett Johansson playing the cyborg in Ghost in the Shell look like.

You think they celebrate Thanksgiving?

In other words, “we only care when it helps our narrative.”

My brother had a friend who was 5'11" and when asked how tall he was he would always say, “Well, on a good day I’m 6 feet.” If any of us heard him say that we would snap back, “You’re 5'11"! Stop trying to make 6 happen!”

The Root is tougher on Ellie Kemper and In The Heights than it is on Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.

Why do you feel the need to defend AVClub so hard? Did someone bump into it?

Hell, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) lost her virginity to him.