I was about to say in every corporate office I have ever worked, Cheetos is the guilty pleasure that everyone agrees on. They are great from the slightly chilled confines.

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Generally speaking, there is no group in society that is more obsessed with identity, especially race, gender, and sexual orientation, than the progressive. It’s the project of the progressive to promote all identities, except that of white male, in some sort of misguided effort to enforce progressive utopia, a place…

Ranting about the “main stream media,” is same game Trumpers, Gabbard voters, and conspiracy nutjobs play. Ever stop to think that what you “notice” anecdotally is not necessarily accurate or factual and that your cognitive biases have more to play with your perceptions? Yes, I'm sure you feel Warren should get…

I wonder which regular commenters on The Root they were?

Whether the topic is feminism, nerd stuff, sports, whatever. Bloggers in general just seem to be terrible people. And honestly, it’s the widespread adoption of the Gawker tone that led to this and what has come to be the Gen-X/Millennial writing style:

Irony: Saying the discourse was bad when not only contributing to the discourse, but still contributing to the bad discourse within the write up of bad discourse itself.

The worst things on the internet in 2019? The same as the worst thing on it since its inception.

Why have these reviews been so awkwardly expositional? “‘Christmas Snow’ is the 10th episode of the 23rd season of the adult cartoon South Park, which was created in 1997 by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. This episode, like every other episode this season (and pretty much throughout the series), was written by …

I bet all the people commenting on this are not funny people.

How did progressives not end up in Jezebel's cancel tournament?

At the beginning of this year, Jackson’s cancellation seemed inevitable. When news broke about Leaving Neverland’s marathon of horrors, in which pedophilic grooming and sexual abuse were alleged by two men who were close to Jackson as boys, I felt put out.

Does the robot have realistic genitals?

I don’t think your wife is uber-vanilla if she’s willing to peg you. 

The lack for respect for law enforcement is astonishing and disturbing. There have been many recent cases where fast-food workers refused to server law enforcement officers. This is not only wrong, but stupid. Our society has been calling police officers pigs for over 50 years. Fine if you are making a political or…

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

“According to Vulture, Netflix and DuVernay have now formally responded to the lawsuit, claiming the aforementioned dialogue, which was a stated opinion, in the award-winning miniseries is protected by the First Amendment and literary hyperbole.”

If this is what’s getting people upset these days, thank god they didn’t leave through a plague or something. 

Never get between basic white bitches and their desire for ethnic street cred.