At the very least, we can be thankful that Shannon doesn’t really come close to ‘William Hughes’ territory with this. He would have routed his natural downward elaboration to “Everyone thinks she’s a terrible actress and also she’s ugly”.

OECD estimates about $500 billion in lost productivity for that exact reason. Narrowly edged out by 9/11.

That’s because cranberries are gross. I’ve had them every way possible, so I just buy the gelatinous canned monstrosity as it’s the cheapest, and matters least when I throw 75% of it away anyway.

Any chance we can convince radio stations that this one is date-rapey too? I could gladly go the rest of my life without hearing it again.

I doubt if any boomers worked on this campaign. 

I’m so using that. Since my accent is a mix of Midwest, Boston, & West Coast laid back hippie, I’m gonna love the look of confusion on their faces.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure everything in a BK (or any fast food restaurant) has at least some “beef by-product contamination” simply from being in a place that cooks beef.

It’s a beautiful day in...my bunk?

Say what you will about the Salvation Army, but they were the only charity out of about 5 that I called who would come and take away the old deck furniture that the last guy left when he moved out. Otherwise I either would have had to rent a truck, made several trips to Goodwill, or paid a private salvage service.

. . . that guy you meet at a bar who seems alright at first because he insists on buying the first round, but then won’t stop showing you and your friends photos from his dog’s official Instagram page . . .

In Serbia, party finds you!

Have you thought about faking your own death?  It worked in King of the Hill

I would reply ‘sorry, my disposable income goes for things like gin, weed and video games’.

What cant Solange do?

Thank you.

Comparatively, Atomic Blonde made $100 million at the Box Office.

His go-to: "Have you met my brother Mike?..."

beautiful city

I didn't know locomotive operators were so complex

Do they serve a Royale with E.Coli?