Underneath the charming midget, the white tuxedos, the “Smiles everyone, smiles” and the ‘Special Guest Stars: Charo and JP Morgan!’ title cards, there was always something sinister and dark to Fantasy Island.

At least you’ve got basketball?

This is the veritable “who’s that?” of “fashion”.

“the so-called three-tier system, which America set up after Prohibition.”

And how stocked was it by the end of the game?

“Things were so relatively good in 2010", I mean we were 3 years into an almost total world wide economic collapse with massive unemployment and a horrific home foreclosure crisis, but that meat dress lol.

I have a feeling she’s rarely happy.

The person who undertips is the real POS, amIrite?

This boy should move to Virginia immediately and run for Governor.

“Remains difficult to dislike.”

Ugh. Fuck them already. I’m not a Boomer either, but I am so sick of that word and all of the careless thinking behind it. People who drop their “Gs” just sound like rubes (and I grew up on a farm so I should know).

URINATIN

right now the average age of this 52nd Parliament is 49 years old

She’s not a good actor. Don’t make her do accents.

I feel like we need a list of iconic ‘pooping’ or ‘fart’ scenes in movies now...

In Montana, where I live

Looking at the cover photo, I can only think to mis-apply Charlie Murphy’s quote from Chappelle Show, “Leif Garrett is not a girl.”

He’s in a couple cult classics from a horror perspective: Devils Times Five and Cheerleader Camp. The former is him pre-teen stardom and the latter is his ‘down’ years where he’s heavily balding and playing a ‘teenager’. Both are pretty decent trash.

Wait in line for food? No way. No matter how good, it’s not worth it. If I am hungry, I don’t want to wait. If I am not hungry, why I am I there?

No Q for you! You come back one year!