Voting for a third party is doing something. It’s the assholes voting for Trump or Hillary that are literally doing nothing. Also some of us are rallying together and trying to be heard, but it’s hard to get past all the money and influence of the major parties.

It’s one of the uniformed white dudes he’s complaining about. He’s just wearing blackface.

Do the Ladies get into big dump pride too, or is it kind of a Three Stooges/Beavis and Butthead divide?

Dave Matthews Band usually waits until they’re onstage to shower crowds in unfathomable amounts of shit.

Weirdly no mention that magic man Baez is potentially non-unicorn. What doesn’t fit the narrative must be discarded.

“Before tonight, Hill had only started two playoff games, and lost them both.” Three. He started Game 5 of this year’s NLDS (and didn’t lose).

Was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that? I tell ya, I’ve got to plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when we first started this campaign that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

This election year is already full of shit. At least they didn’t dump it on a boat full of people, like the Dave Matthews Band tour bus.

In a Dodger article comment thread, if any name deserves spell check it’s Koufax.

Did @DadBoner get in amazing shape?

The other Half? Party!

Sure, she has the right to stand in front of that statue and tell every passerby how terrible it is, but her right to speech gives her zero right to touch and deface another person’s property, period.

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

I have money. I do finance stuff for a living. Here’s the main reason why people are scared to invest: interest rates and low growth.

We need affordable housing to house all of Hamilton’s takes. Three units should suffice.

I don’t get it, Hamilton. You slam big banks and bankers on the reg as know-nothings, but now we’re supposed to believe that their cash allocation strategy is an indication of something dire looming? That’s what you’re implying.

I suspect most fund managers don’t follow one party or another like a football team. That’s why they donate to both sides.

• Amber Rose ran out of the practice studio crying after her partner Maksim Chmerkovisky (the elder of the narcissistic Chmerkovisky brothers) punched a mirror in rage (he should be fired) as planned out in advance by production.

Nice to see them bury the hatchet.

Jesus Christ. This guy is turning into a goddamned caricature. I half expect Undercover Brother or Pootie-Tang to jump up on stage and do karate.