Per a release from the TPS

Personally I would never date a dude whose personality/time is hinged so tightly on a singular hobby or subculture (ie. gaming, nerdy), to a point where if we don’t connect over it it would be a deal breaker. I find people different from myself far more fascinating and it’s great finding common hobbies that we both…

Fage’s executives make 500x the base employee’s salary.

This reminds me of when Bob Hope used to dress up like The Fonz.

My takeaway: if I want a tighter vagina, I need to go to church.

Just curious, but on the scale of 1-100, with “1" being the worst candidate ever and “100" being the absolute perfect candidate, where would you rank Trump and Clinton?

Work in a restaurant for long enough and you will find plenty.

That’s like being upset when an actress appears in a movie.

Las Vegas has a way of ripping out your kidney, stitching you back up, leaving you in a tub full of ice, and leaving a note telling you to call 911 when you wake up

Counterpoint:

Or perhaps I wanted perspectives from other people...But that’s okay, keep trolling. Hugs tho!

Another Fox mainstay, unsurprisingly enough

Never Forget

“Just read an article about a Mitford” “What’s a Mitford?” “To catch balls!”

Montenegro, please

My mom switched to the no-boil noodles a while back, mostly to just save time in making lasagna. Not only was there little/no difference in the (high) quality of her lasagna, but we started having it more often (from usually once or twice to several times per year). So, double bonus.

Confession:

I feel like Chili’s probably plays a role in more than one persons rock bottom story.

Kapernick kneeled because police are actively targeting young black men in this country... and that’s just not the case. That’s not how I FEEL about the situation, that’s an absolute fact. The only people targeting young black men in this country are other black men. And it’s likewise for white men. Some 93% of…

It is a load of horseshit