A lot of hot takers don’t really think things through.  Either that, or they worship Stalin. 

It certainly would not have “in fairness, names are hard”

Is this Jablonski dude overcompensating for something that he may be lacking?

Could I resist replying with a “you’re mother”? Difficult to say.

A real journalist would have probably researched the situation enough to find that this issue was already addressed. A commenter in here had to do the work for her though.

At that point it’s no longer ‘news’ so much as an ‘opinion piece.’

What high school is paying teachers 60 grand a year!??!?!?

I would say most of the regulars I hang with tip more, as the bartender tends to overpour on the mixed drinks, hand out a free round of shots on occassion, give you a mistake from the kitchen for free. There are a couple of regulars I know that don’t tip well, and they also tend to be more demanding than the other…

Don’t really care to argue about whether it is a sport or not, but I will say I would much rather watch a hot dog eating contest than watch golf.

Actually, the island he worked on prohibits cars (except for a couple emergency vehicles), so they are very much going for a 1880's vibe.

It happened in Texas as well, the Democrats actually fled the State. Doubt they were called cowards, authoritarians, etc

$100 date in High School?  Mr Moneybags here. 

I finally drank Founder’s KBS and CBS this year in the same sitting.  I definitely preferred the KBS.   They are just a bit expensive though. 

The one Bell’s I couldn’t finish was Oarsman Ale.

Yes, because no one else has ever received a handjob. How embarrassing!

A few years from now, this will be little more than another thread of his narrative—a hurdle he overcame, a challenge to his impeccable character, a patch of darkness before he returned to the light.

Closest thing I have to a Stevie Nicks story is from my college roommate. Back in the 80's, his summer job was driving a horse drawn carriage around a Northern Michigan resort town. His usual passengers were older women who constantly told him he looked like an Asian Wayne Newton.

complete with a Gatorade cooler full of “Ron Ron Juice,”

I just assume it is because I am old.  But I am 100% sure Cardi B’s music is crap regardless of how old I am. 

This is something my roommates and I would have been all over back in college. We had a Monday, all you can eat pizza place and a Friday, all you can eat chicken wings and shrimp happy hour.