They should make sure it has the loudest engines possible.

They store and/or maintain VC25s at Offutt AFB outside Omaha. I went to a baseball tournament this summer with my son at a facility adjacent to the base and just off the end of the runway. One afternoon they did three or four touch-and-goes or low flybys with a VC25. Each time, as soon as it left the ground it went…

Why not a B2 bomber? Turn the bomb bay into a sitting area.

Oh, hi

No definitely not this. They should use a B52. You know, for delivering diplomacy.

Here in England we still blame that goddamn traitor Washington for everything you lot get up to.

I'd be satisfied with Middle Earth livery.

Thanks a lot, Taft!

I firmly believe that people will still be blaming Obama for everything in 2023.

Man, do I feel like a Jalopnik rookie this morning. I honestly didn't know what MR2 meant. I just thought it was some random letter/number designation Toyota thought sounded cool. The sad part is, I've had several MR2 driving friends. Hell, even my mother-in-law had an MR2. I drove all of them and had no idea.

I want to live there. Miatas, M3s, and brown Volvo wagons everywhere. Driving a slushbox gets you deported.

#COTD

That's for Jalopnistan.

I dunno, I still think the LS and the first few MKZ/Zephyr models were/are nice looking, though this oozes upper-middle class. The current cars aren't bad-looking either. Sculptural, sure, but not bad looking, and better-looking (to me) than the chipped-ice shapes Cadillac has been making.

Because it's probably the best looking Lincoln of the past thirty years, comes with a DOHC V8, is RWD, and they're actually kinda fun to drive. If this were a black LSC, and didn't have those codes, I'd be all over this. I've been missing having a car payment.

Not sure exactly why. I'm not keen on American cars much but I like this one. Seems nicely done. Gave it a NP.

While the manual is a definite plus, I wouldn't put up with all the Pimp My Ride / DUB crap just to get it. (Particularly the LINCOLN MKVIII in front of the engine compartment. WTF, bro?) Also, that color combination is rather awful.

Those props are 17 feet. To put it into perspective, the screws on an Iowa-class Battleship are 18 feet for the outer two, and 17.5 feet for the inboard two.

Really is a shame, as I always thought the final generation were pretty damn good looking cars

... A Porsche, and now I'm pooping it out.