evanmcm
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
evanmcm

I think you’re on the wrong website. VW Vortex is the other direction.

...are you serious? The 599 Alonso was a hideous abortion, an absolute embarassemt.

Wait, who is the accomplished statesman here? I’m extremely confused, could you enlighten us?

I wouldn’t. They’re both fucking clueless.

...and to think, people actually base their votes on thoughts like this.

...please explain how it the housing crisis was caused by George Bush. I’ll wait, but I doubt I’ll see anything intelligent or correct. If you’re going to criticize the government, get your fucking facts correct please.

Trade deficits are a made-up boogeyman commonly cited by protectionists and statists as grounds for even more gov’t oversight.

I’m no trump supporter but please explain how he has “fucked over small business”

Why don’t you learn how to read a history book, you imbecile. Jesus. What a moronic comment.

And what vote is that?

I know someone that knows this guy, told me about this about a week ago. Says he’s never really had any other incidents before. Very strange. It’s like he just snapped.

COTY

Now you just sound like a troll.

This is so Japanese I don’t even know if I can fully comprehend it. Unbelievable. Not sure if I like it but it’s certainly shocking.

If that’s your attitude, you shouldn’t be using any modern technology. All mission critical systems now are computer controlled.

You’re reaching. And we’re talking about pre-alpha stage stuff. I’m fairly confident this will get ironed out.

If you think intake & exhaust can make a turbo explode, you need to read up on how engines work. That’s not how that works.

No modern VW should grenade its turbo due to an off-the-shelf tune, especially with supporting mods. Something was already wrong with that thing.

Lol the 996 is nothing at all like an older 911.

I’m admittedly bitter about the fact that for the longest time, these were plenty affordable, and as soon as I had money to buy one, they spiked into oblivion. A cruel joke, seemingly. I will have one someday, but for now it’s just not going to happen.