evanmcm
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
evanmcm

You want them to ruin it?

It’s mostly designed to generate aero w/o lots of wings and also to be aerodynamic as well as provide cooling effectively. So I give it a pass. It’s faster around a track than any other new car you can buy, more or less, except for maybe the 918 Weissach.

Jesus, what an insufferable comment. Yes, you’re right. Only people who drive old shitboxes are real car enthusiasts, not anyone who buys this car. 100%.

Because it’s fun? And there’s a screaming V12 behind your head? What’s the point of any open top car? Why does it matter?

Oh jesus, get over it

yeah the people on this site have no fucking sense at all

Because fun?

The M3 is absolutely a proper sedan...

Not much to “deal with” - it shifts like a rifle bolt, especially if you get an aftermarket transmission tune. You won’t miss the manual, trust me.

Ehh they’re heavy, not that fast, interior isn’t actually that great, especially pre-facelift. And they are kind of ungainly. They do sound rather good and apparently handle pretty well, but that’s about it.

Quite obviously the pictured S63 AMG. Insanely fast, gorgeous, sounds like god eating a chainsaw, handles & stops incredibly well, more tech & luxury than a server farm inside a 5th Ave condo. What more could you possibly ask of a sedan, or indeed a car in general?

No.

The Bentley will. Lets not be silly.

You’re trying way too hard here

“crazy expensive” ? 28k is crazy expensive? If you walked into Renntech right now they’d charge you far more than that just to build that engine. In what way is this car “crazy expensive”

COTY

That engine alone is very expensive and fairly rare, I’d buy it just for that. Seems like it’s in good shape, with different wheels and a decent wrap in a more subtle color it would be a great car.

When a car hydroplanes, it will very often do so in *not a straight line*....he did a good job recovering, that’s all there is to it. Why must all of you be such assholes? Dear god, one would think everyone that reads this site is Senna or Schumacher.

Right it’s not possible to ever actually have driving skill, it’s all luck!

How the fuck do you know how fast he was going?