evanmcm
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
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Yes, during a horrific time in his life, one time, for about one hour total, he was a massive asshole.

The other tough old man in sunglasses.

That’s my line, damnit!

So, you guys still seem hell-bent on slandering JC, when the fact is that everyone that’s ever worked with the guy has said he’s generally one of the nicest and most considerate people they’ve ever had to work with.

On this merit Rolex should make carbon copies of Timex watches and just cover them in metal, and claim it’s no different since both accomplish the same thing.

But they don’t. They look cheap and feel cheap.

Who, honestly, gives a shit. They are better handling than the old ones.

You’re working this persona way too hard man.

Jesus do like any cars at all? My god.

Are...you blind? What’s your idea of a good looking car, a Nissan Versa?

I’ve seen many

Who cares about fuel consumption...gas is cheap, and they will get over 20 mpg on the freeway.

You speak as if this is some rare, barely-produced, ancient car from another planet. They’ve made over 10,000 of these things and they’re still in production. A lot of the more mundane components do in fact come from other VAG products. They really aren’t that hard to work on, and not nearly as expensive as everyone

Nope. They’ve flatlined, the’ve been around this level for years, they’ve done 90% of the depreciating they’re going to do for many years.

They’re fairly reliable. Not sure why the hell you’d want a 228i over this, at all.

Here here. About to do the same hopefully.

How is it fake wealth? You sound like one of those people that can’t possibly enjoy something for what it is.

“money pits”

Have to disagree heavily, the E36 has maybe the worst interior of any BMW ever relative to the time it was produced. It just isn’t very nice. The M3 is better than a normal E36, but that’s not a high bar to set. The E60 M5 is pretty awesome, one of the best interiors of any performance car ever, and the comfort seats

Exactly. Going cheap on wheels will eventually bite you in the ass.