How do famous people get into relationships so quickly? I meet someone I can stand about once every five years.

oh, but there is!

Frosting on fruitcake would be the only way I would eat it. I would scrape off all the frosting, suck it down, and then toss the cake part through the windows of my enemies.

No, no my dear, the fruitcake is Prince Edward.

My aunt was a bridesmaid at my parents wedding, and at their 50th wedding anniversary, she brought them... A PIECE OF THEIR WEDDING CAKE SHE HAD SAVED FOR 50 YEARS. Not her own cake; her sister’s cake. She saved a fossilized, mummified piece of cake on the off chance there would be a party 50 years hence to bring it…

Nothing says glamour quite like a stale piece of fruitcake from the celebration of an unhappy sham of a marriage.

“Old slice of fruitcake” is not a very respectful way to refer to Prince Charles.

“Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?”

He’s just one of those people that looks exactly like the person he is inside

Knock on wood, is this a sign of things to come?

Fuck that. If he donates the money, keep it. Use it for something worthwhile, but don’t give that shit back.

I’ll take it. I’ve got friends and family who need it.

I can’t remember my own phone number most of the time, but the lyrics to Prince Ali are permanently embedded in my brain meat.

This was in my grandparents’ basement for us to play with until they sold their house. It seemed indestructible, at least in my memories.

Thanks, Kelly, for making me feel ancient.

I kind of miss this thing

This was my crack.

this was my shit

This is unfortunately a common theme with this show’s treatment of Amy... she started off as kind of the female version of Sheldon to explore the quirks of Ladybusiness and stereotypes we have of women, and over the seasons evolved into a 1 dimensional obstacle for Sheldon’s id (which is pretty much all Sheldon is…

Thank you for including “sons” in your article. I’ve encountered a few well read, well educated individuals that did not realize they could get this vaccine for their sons. And yes, both my son and my daughter will be offered the vax when they’re old enough.