My artisanal correction fluid business, White Power, is going swimmingly.

...calling your production shingle ‘One Race’ doesn’t really seem like a good idea.

Now suddenly everyone’s like “Oh boy, now they can bring in Dr. Doom to replace him for the rest of the multiverse saga!”

Nobody cares about The High Evolutionary outside of Guardians vol. 3. Just recast Kang with Chukwudi Iwuji and either say High Evolutionary was a variant or ignore it entirely.

Snyder has confirmed that the director’s cut of the first movie will be R-rated

Am I alone in feeling like it’s kinda weird that it’s become standard to release the autopsy results of famous people? Why is that anyone’s business besides the family and (maybe) the authorities?  I don't know that there's really an argument that this sort of info lands anywhere close to being public interest.

Weird take, bro.

Yikes. Yeah, that doesn’t sound good. I’m not even sure that this one is actually even evidence of abuse. Just kind of evidence that he’s a pretentious, deeply conceited, micro-managing boyfriend. Still, though, this sounds like a miserable relationship even before you get to the abuse. She is well rid of this dude.…

I would say yes, but at the same time that’s a very reasonable criticism of his performance.

Countercounterpoint. Yes.

I tell you what, even if he didn’t abuse her (obviously “if” in enormous airquotes), even if you interpret all the facts in the most generous possible light, he’s still a giant scumbag.

Wow, these texts are *really* bad. He’s done, right? At least ‘Mel Gibson’ done, as far as that goes.

It’s ‘Kanged’, ‘Kung’ is the uncertain franchise future tense.

I forget, the past tense of to Kang is “Kanged” or “Kung”?

What a piece of shit, jesus. 

How many Amouranth articles have you guys written at this point? Pretty sure the “Queen of Twitch” doesn’t need the extra exposure. Why not write some stuff about smaller streamers who could benefit instead?

That explanation smells like bullshit.

The Robin Williams thing comes up pretty frequently in extremely fringe QAnon groups (which are already pretty fringe), although I think only LHW posits him as a “galactic ambassador” or whatever. Negative 48, the QAnon splinter group that was wandering around Dallas last year because JFK Jr. and possibly JFK himself…

I mean, this one sounds interesting enough, I guess, but is anyone watching “Love is Won: The Cult of Mother God” on HBO? It’s actually incredible. They mummified their leader alive! With glitter! They poisoned a statistically significant portion of the American population with colloidal silver! They turned getting…

Ah yes, the fabled musical genius at work. Reinventing the my-black-friend defense in vain attempt to salvage his completely eviscerated reputation. Da Vinci in profile right there.