Man, that is a terrible title. 

Sometimes I just like the cast of something so much that I’m gonna watch it no matter what the reviews say. 

Ha, that’s funny. I think it’s got something to do with the shit-eating grin that he can do. He’s really good at playing guys whose confidence deflates in an instant.

“You learn what we make in the factory when you work in the factory!”

Nobody beats him! NOBODY!

Like Garfield Without Garfield on an epic scale.  I’m in.  

Did someone say Toby Huss?!

Does scientology have an pending apocalypse in their belief system? Just edit in a scene where he punches Xenu in the face.

Aw, man. I was hoping to see a cut of “War of the Worlds” with all of the alien tripods edited out and it’s just an entire film of Tom Cruise running for no reason while people disintegrate randomly around him.

I've seen some try to say that the fact Tucker was simply cosplaying as a white supremacist, mitigates his bullshit. To me it's actually worse.

People say that Norm MacDonald’s ghost is too old for Twitter, that it’s over the hill. Why, Norm’s ghost, you’ll never be over the hill, not in the car you drive!

The more I learn about it, the more I think this impostor ghost is a real jerk.

There is a very interesting show poking it’s head out occasionally from in-between hours of muddled, mute, slow motion middle-distance staring.

Wait, Outer Range has been given to a writer from Inhumans and Luke Cage? Jeeze, man, I don’t want to prejudge or anything, but that sounds like pretty worrisome news. And here I was wishing that someone could give all the madness a bit more structure, but those shows are kind of on the complete opposite end of the…

There are few things in this world that I’m certain of, but one thing that I know for sure is that Norm Macdonald’s ghost wouldn’t pay for Twitter Blue. This subscription is clearly the work of an imposter ghost. I suspect the ghost of Frank Stallone, who is alive, yet remains the ghost of Frank Stallone.

This was worth all the stars. 

And the death animation was pretty chilling...

As a kid, Mario 64's underwater area was stuff of nightmares.