To be fair, that sounds like a very funny situation.

You’re clearly a raging anti-Dentite!

Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you!

See, that’s funny. And true. The worst is dentists. You’ve got all this shit shoved into your face and cannot even respond and this jovial lunatic with a drill is pitching dental humor into your open mouth.

I disagree. Many people are funny. It’s just almost invariably not in the way they think they are.

One of the greatest mistakes in my life was telling the hospital when I almost died that my occupation was stand up comedian. Cue 13 straight months of unavoidable medical joke suggestions to a person whose guts were being continuously removed. No one is funny. Everyone thinks that they are.

“You’re supposed to be dead.”

Now, the backstory - set to SONG!

Hopefully it inspires a whole new generation to take credit for other people’s ideas.

You just got Wonged!

“‘Mine was on my face. His was all over his body because he’s weak like that,’ Wong explained”

My husband and I talked about that very scene earlier today. 

His performance in The Wire is God-tier. Very interesting character arc, especially the way he intersects with Dominic West’s character (McNulty) and how they kind of make each other better cops whilst also hating one another, and not in a jokey cop buddy way, just a really complex relationship.

Sadly some things kill ya no matter how good of shape you are in

*where

I think I remember reading a comment about that scene somewhere how he was basically a living version of a model of the human muscle/skeletal system you would see at a doctor's office. 

I never saw anything less than great performances out of him. Even in things like Resident Evil, where the show was pretty weak, he was still great. People are currently name-checking his role on LOST and he was barely even in the show. Plus all of the great performances from games. The third Horizon game won’t be…

I know, right? Everybody always mentions that scene from The Wire wear he gets naked and 100% of the audience was like “wtf, I thought he was skinny, but he is actually in the best shape I’ve ever seen”. 

What the fuck. Terrible. This dude was chiseled from granite as recently as 6 months ago. What happened?