This didn’t work out well for professor x. You should make sure your twin us actually dead and doesn’t have access to any sentinel factories or space empires

...Except that the juice left in Seinfeld’s tank turned out to be a crappy movie about Bees.

After barely making it only 10% into the word count this month, I’ve learned a valuable lesson: I’m terrible at making up character and location names. I don’t think Protagonist1 will ever come to grips with Antagonist3's betrayal of Protagonist2, but perhaps Antagonist5’s devious plan to undermine the government of…

The person I watched it with turned to me after and said, “Everything is terrible and I don’t know what to do.”

It’s just a warning for the future, apparently. =P

Are you sure.

Despite all his names, he is still just a rat in a cage!!!

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

Does this game have future stuff. I’ve been waiting with bated breath to find out if that computer lady can ever find the sage and

I still love the line “Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted”

This show, based purely on this write up without any other knowledge, sounds completely bonkers, like, written by a guy in a padded cell bonkers

ah shit, is that not what those big metallic donation bins are for?

“he turned into a snake, because he KNEW how much I liked snakes” lost it.

“and then he stabbed me”. I was dead.

I actually was really surprised at how good Hemsworth is at comedy. Telling the story of Loki turning into a snake had me rolling.

:O!!!

Has anyone at Kotaku gotten a chance to play Hidden Agenda yet? It’s made by the Until Dawn people, but everyone gets a chance to participate using their cellphones as controllers.

Also a little Ennis Delmar, but it worked for me.

Barely relevant to the article, but I watched the Netflix Gerald’s Game last week and holy crap was it 10x better than I had any right to expect. Great performances all around, about the best job I’ve seen of getting inside a King character’s head (good thing, since that’s 90% of the book) and some sneaky unreliable…

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.