This reminds me of the time I got drunk and accidentally ordered the shipwreck of the Mary Celeste on Amazon. Goddamn Subscribe-And-Save. I was forty-nine ghosts deep before I could even understand the Amazon return policy on sea-bound ocean-wraiths. It’s not the shipping that gets you, either. It’s the handling. 

Yeah, it should have been #1. Not even mentioning it is baffling beyond comprehension. The only late night show that I would ever make a point to watch. It basically kept me going when I had to spend a year in a hospital bed. I miss it too. All the time.

Headband + Mustache (shifting in size and scope depending on Cal’s mood). This is the only hair combo for my Cal. My Jedi is just a little bit trashy and that’s okay. It’s also why nobody is surprised when he whips out a blaster and shoots people in the face. That’s just how the headband mustache do.

I mean, I dug the show all the way through, but they seemed to be running kind of thin on material for a while there. And that wasn’t a Ted problem. It was more of a hitting-the-same-notes-to-diminishing-returns problem. I guess they could do something wildly different, I guess. As it stands, though, it feels like…

I gotta ask. Do they just keep coming back or are there always more possums hidden somewhere behind the decoy possums that are being evicted? And if it’s the latter, then what are you planning to do about your possum-covert rich basement environment moving forward? 

This show must set the record for the number of times characters say either “um” or “right”.

Hader has talked repeatedly in interviews about how Barry has gotten dumber every season (to the point where he started the final season literally calling Gene from prison to ask if he’d been tricked). In that spirit, “Oh, Wow!” are the funniest last words. I can’t stop laughing about it. 

He was vastly overpaid because he was tangentially related to the family who owned the company. Tom is keeping him on because he’s basically his only friend, but he’s going to be paid a reasonable salary for the position now. Although, I would guess that he’ll probably get promoted quickly anyway, for obvious reasons.

He really is. One of the most underrated character actors alive. I’m actually rewatching Halt and Catch Fire right now. He gives the most beautiful performance in that show. I’m thinking of revisiting Carnivale afterward just to keep the Hussathon rolling. 

These kids are gonna be in their mid-40's by their senior year.

“You find out what we make in the factory when you work in the factory!”

Am I crazy or was one of Javi’s drawings identical to one of Adam’s tattoos? I could’ve sworn that it’s the same design.

Yeah, this is truly bizarre, even within the new standards set by MAX. I thought that the entire point of making original streaming content was to draw viewers to the platform. Now, you’re not even going to be able to watch them on the damn platform? Which means that they will be functionally unavailable anywhere…

Yeah, I’ve been trying to corner Orson Scott Card at events for years. I want to encourage him to read his own goddamn books. 

I wish you guys would write something about “Fired On Mars” on HBO MAX. It’s kind of great. 

Yeah, it’s still pretty damn impressive. I suspect that those crazy workout regiments that they make them do to be in Marvel movies have actually been extremely helpful in preparing him for this. It’s grueling, repetitive, and painful, but to a certain degree it’s got to be just a much harder, higher climb of a fairly…

“The doubling of characters and resetting identities through a filter of filth and decay evokes Twin Peaks’ final episode”

“smuggling fentanyl” < “smuggling for The Fentanyl”

She would’ve been a great Misty. Also, this confirms my suspicions that this show casts exclusively from a pool of actors who I have long-term crushes on.